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[kendo_taisho]

"Hattori. If ye've got a case, leave yer name and a brief description."

Heiji can be contacted by cell phone, e-mail, and/or any in game device.

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BACKDATED TO DURING ONE OF HEIJI'S HACKING ATTEMPTS

[hypnotherapy]

So, quick question.

Do you actually know anything about how this works or are you just guessing?

[kendo_taisho]

[Squints at the screen suspiciously.]

Don't know what you're talking about.

[Minimizes the text and continues trying to get into the database.]

[hypnotherapy]

[ Waits for a minute. ]

Are you just trying out random passwords and seeing what fits? Manually?

You'll be there forever. [ THE JUDGING IS INTENSE ]

[kendo_taisho]

Well it's not like it's the same system at home, okay?! [The one where he just guesses his dad's password and has all access anyway.]

You gonna just sit there and judge me now?

[hypnotherapy]

At least use some kind of script to do it for you rather than entering all the combinations yourself...

You're not experienced at this, are you?

[kendo_taisho]

...

I prefer a more hands on approach.

[hypnotherapy]

That's not hands on, that's amateur work.

Take it from a professional, that's the slowest way to do it.

[kendo_taisho]

I meant hands on as in going and doing something!!

...you can get in here?

[hypnotherapy]

You use your hands to type, don't you? Unless you're one of those rare people that types with their feet, or you use speech recognition. Or other methods, as yet not determined.

I can get in anywhere I like. This would be easy, actually.

[kendo_taisho]

[There's another incredulous pause. He had a point and it was a little annoying.]

Why would I type with my feet?

[Totally the most important thing to reply to in all that.]

What do ya want?

[hypnotherapy]

You might not have hands. I never know what a human's physical state is. It's not like I can see you.

What I want? wwwwww what a question.

Ah, mostly just watching you struggle is a bit too much for even me. There are better ways to hack a system.

[kendo_taisho]

[Magicman can probably see the keysmash happening, though it gets deleted before it gets sent. It's not you, he was already frustrated.]

Yeah, thanks for th' compliment.

What do you suggest I do, then?

[hypnotherapy]

Maybe do some research on how to hack before you just go in and start trying passwords. They record your attempts, you know.

Or you could ask me nicely.

Or you could commission someone to do it for you. There are many options.

[kendo_taisho]

Yeah well, if I commission someone then I'm bringing in a person I don't know if I can trust.

How much would it cost me to get your help?

[This doesn't mean he trusts you, mind, just that you are ALREADY trolling his computer. What's the point of trying to hide it?]

[hypnotherapy]

How much? Well, let's see, let's see...

What's something you've found you like to eat here? Buy something like that. I don't need money, but I won't say no to food.

[ Pay the AI in food, makes perfect sense. But he does enjoy eating, and he really doesn't need the money, considering he's holding down two jobs as well as his other activities. ]

[kendo_taisho]

Seriously?

[He's a little skeptical.]

[hypnotherapy]

I didn't have a physical body to eat with, or any sort of input, before I came here. You can't blame me for wanting to try something new.

I suppose if you really wanted to pay me in money or favours you could, but all things considered, this is sort of a bargain. I don't normally waive monetary fees for this kind of work.

[kendo_taisho]

Then I guess it'd be stupid of me to decline.

[What's the catch?]

Do you literally just try anything or do you have allergies or something I need to know about?

[hypnotherapy]

Preferably I'd like to have something edible that isn't a prank, but I suppose if you wanted to do that there's nothing stopping you.

I have no allergies, thankfully. [ The catch is there is no catch, he just really likes food. ]

[kendo_taisho]

Who would do that to good food?

I'll see what I can find.

[hypnotherapy]

You'd be surprised.

This contract is complete. Well, then. What information would you like me to seek out?